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Hello! My name is Theodore Gabriel Clarke. I prefer male pronouns or neutral pronouns (such as Hir and Xir). I'm about as queer as they get. Alastair is my husband. And so is Mycroft Holmes. And Hannibal Lecter. I AM A TOTAL SHIP-WHORE AND CAPS LOCK IS A WAY OF LIFE. Oh, and I do not claim any of the gifs I use. I'm absolutely horrendous at these, so if you want to know me better, just lurk my blog or message me =)
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Stuff I currently obsess over (besides EVERYTHING): Rammstein, Homestuck Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Hannibal Lecter, Marvel, Queer As Folk, Star Trek:TOS, Harry Potter, South Park, Whitest Kids U'Know, Kevin Smith, Placebo, Supernatural (seasons 1-5)  Souls on Alastair's Rack

norways-fairies:

eridan-fucking-ampora:

zoe is my special talent

a pen
does that mean writing
lol

pepsi throwback can
…..I drink large amounts of caffeine without becoming hyper or sleepy?

norways-fairies:

eridan-fucking-ampora:

zoe is my special talent

a pen

does that mean writing

lol

pepsi throwback can

…..I drink large amounts of caffeine without becoming hyper or sleepy?

(Source: askcarrottop, via sutminpikjegerdanmark)


3 months ago · 11,060 notes · originally from askcarrottop

  1. opheliajane reblogged this from zeronoa
  2. thekawaiiestvorlon reblogged this from mypetsynx and added:
    My Cutie Mark is a picture of Frank Zappa :3
  3. cosmosbeauty18 reblogged this from balchan
  4. jaketripseveryonedownthestairs reblogged this from sharphoe and added:
    Leonardo action figure. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  5. fataleclipse reblogged this from gtfoyourcomputer and added:
    Headphones Uhm I guess I’m good at listening to music? :/
  6. ask-chilly-puddle reblogged this from asksilverglow and added:
    ((Towels and a stuffed koala. I’m strangely okay with this.)) My talent is Raincatcher? Okay.
  7. thewickedphangirlofsaigonpluemet reblogged this from keeping-up-with-the-amis and added:
    A sermon of my mother’s (She’s a minister). It’s titled ‘Are all men created equal?’. So… I can make all men equal on...
  8. jackaluck reblogged this from zloi-medved
  9. maskedbrute reblogged this from lizaleigh and added:
    Mine is a pillow, my wife’s is a teddy bear.
  10. sparkyyoungupstart reblogged this from sharphoe and added:
    Debit card! So I guess I can spend money good or something.
  11. sharphoe reblogged this from tenzen and added:
    The cleaning cloth for my glasses. WAIT… I can do this… My special talent is helping others to see the world through...
  12. tenzen reblogged this from zloi-medved
  13. lizaleigh reblogged this from stitchesoverriches and added:
    …it’s either a teapot or a ball of yarn. This could not be more appropriate
  14. a-little-more-country reblogged this from stitchesoverriches and added:
    My camera :] yussss
  15. jennally reblogged this from orpheusdescends and added:
    I’m too lazy to picture this up… But I have a teacup. So…take that. I’m a Tea Pony.
  16. silencewillfallinlove reblogged this from moriartyscrown-parisbound
  17. orpheusdescends reblogged this from gtfoyourcomputer and added:
    I get… a sock. my boyfriend’s ugly tube sock. at… at least it’s clean?
  18. moriartyscrown-parisbound reblogged this from stitchesoverriches and added:
    A stuffed tiger….. I’M FEROCIOUS AND ADORABLE!!
  19. datrobutt reblogged this from dachattack and added:
    My Ocarina of Time 3DS! FUCK YES.
  20. stitchesoverriches reblogged this from blarglemuffin and added:
    I HAVE A PILLOW TOO. Clearly it’s a sign for more sleep rather than the internet, but that’s not gonna happen.
  21. dachattack reblogged this from inspectorkaramazova and added:
    Nail clippers. Crappy ones too. woo-hoo.
  22. inspectorkaramazova reblogged this from ancslove and added:
    a muppet VHS and a box of pocky is to my left seems legit
  23. americas-the-hero reblogged this from shadow-purple and added:
    LOEPARD PATTERN CELL PHONE I CAN TEXT AT THE SPEED OF A CHEETAH… Irrelevant. I am a cheetah. With a phone. Woot.
  24. ancslove reblogged this from littleperson1832 and added:
    An iPhone. Hmm. Power of The Pretty.
  25. canadially reblogged this from keeping-up-with-the-amis and added:
    Killer Verse: Poems of Murder and Mayhem was next to me. I guess I can murder and cause mayhem, then.
  26. shadow-purple reblogged this from littleperson1832 and added:
    FUCK YES. I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA.
  27. gtfoyourcomputer reblogged this from zloi-medved and added:
    I don’t watch MLP but I have a pasta deck does that mean I am good at pasta
  28. smirkingpixiedragons reblogged this from blarglemuffin and added:
    My PC computer AKA my Yaoi Computer… Fits …
  29. littleperson1832 reblogged this from keeping-up-with-the-amis and added:
    A lamp. Woot. I’m badass.
  30. zloi-medved reblogged this from omnivorousstegosaurus
  31. blarglemuffin reblogged this from airandangels and added:
    Headphones. YUS.
  32. keeping-up-with-the-amis reblogged this from omnivorousstegosaurus and added:
    suppose she is my special talent?...guess what works.
  33. airandangels reblogged this from morbidyetdelightful and added:
    this is a freakin’ cute show probably responsible for an upsurge in butt tattoos
  34. caligraphunky reblogged this from omnivorousstegosaurus and added:
    At least it isn’t your booze-filled fridge. I don’t even wanna speculate on what that means my talent is.
  35. omnivorousstegosaurus reblogged this from spodiddly and added:
    Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. So…I’ll be good at being an asshole using my talents to create an innocent being that I was...
  36. fixitwithducttape reblogged this from airandangels and added:
    A firefly dvd. Sweet, space adventures! Or maybe just watching tv.
  37. morbidyetdelightful reblogged this from airandangels and added:
    omg really? they call it a cuteceanera? that is just adorable. I can’t even. quinceañera. cuteceanera. daaw.
  38. spodiddly reblogged this from airandangels and added:
    All of my Wii Games. So I’m good at playing video games
  39. pitviperofdoom reblogged this from passiveexplorer

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