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Hello! My name is Theodore Gabriel Clarke. I prefer male pronouns or neutral pronouns (such as Hir and Xir). I'm about as queer as they get. Alastair is my husband. And so is Mycroft Holmes. And Hannibal Lecter. I AM A TOTAL SHIP-WHORE AND CAPS LOCK IS A WAY OF LIFE. Oh, and I do not claim any of the gifs I use. I'm absolutely horrendous at these, so if you want to know me better, just lurk my blog or message me =) SLYTHERPUFF
{ wear } Stuff I currently obsess over (besides EVERYTHING): Rammstein, Homestuck Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Hannibal Lecter, Marvel, Queer As Folk, Star Trek:TOS, Harry Potter, South Park, Whitest Kids U'Know, Kevin Smith, Placebo, Supernatural (seasons 1-5)  Souls on Alastair's Rack

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andlatitude:

Third in my series of summer-y Avengers drawings. 

(via sassy-gay-oncologist)

vigilantism:

*R6655321

(via sassy-gay-oncologist)

andlatitude:

Second in a series of summer-y (probably some kind of AU) Avengers drawings. 

(via serpentspoiler)

sherlockbbcficrecs:

Truth, Beauty by aslipperysloth

Summary: From the prompt: Because Mycroft knows how to take care of his little brother best when he gets stressed and tense. Sometimes he pulls Sherlock into his lap and strokes him off expertly. Sometimes he gets on his knees in his fancy suit and lets Sherlock use his mouth as he pleases. Mycroft knows Sherlock needs this kind of thing because he never takes time for himself. He also knows that as much childish bickering as they get up to, Sherlock loves him back. 

Loving consent or twisty dub!con, I don’t really mind. I just want a Mycroft who knows best taking his brother into his sexy hands…sexily.

Pairing: Sherlock/Mycroft

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Incest

Word Count: 1300

What I thought: I’ve been doing a bit of a run on Holmescest fics recently as I’ve discovered a whole load that I’d bookmarked ages ago and never written up. This is a nice short one - not too explicit at all, and really quite romantic. I feel like this is almost a love it or hate it kind of pairing with not much middle ground, but this is a good example of what a lot of writers are doing with this ship.

“Over all the millennia, only you have ever loved me, Thor. Only you have ever looked at me with affection in place of condescension. Why, then, am I killing you, and not the others? Because you stopped.”

(Source: hiddleston, via dickenterprises)

There is only the war.

(via thisismybargainyoumewlingquim)

vaginatoria:

#I will never not reblog this #because I love the way Tony just comes right out and says it #like it’s no big deal #like when others meet bruce its kinda the elephant in the room #but tony couldn’t care less

(Source: lermaria, via snollygosting)

sherlockbbcfanart:

What do you wanna do tonight? by ~queenstardust

(via sociopaths-get-bored)

geniusbee:

GOD WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THIS. 

What it was supposed to be was a lil Wizlock Holmescest in the Department of Mysteries.

What it turned out to be is something I will forevermore be ashamed to look upon.

But we’ve built a relationship based on honesty, Tumblr, in that I show you even the shittiest things I make, indiscriminately.

Sorry you’re my doodle toilet :C  

moofrog:

Tried to draw more science boyfriends.

Still can’t draw Tony.

How do hands?

(via deanspartyhat)